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Post by bleach2006 on Oct 27, 2006 6:24:52 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. He who hesitates is probably right. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to press on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. rise above your principles. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (The corollary is: You never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive!) The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (Project Management at its best).
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Post by Solarwing on Oct 27, 2006 14:44:15 GMT -5
lol....thats funny....hahaha ;D Keep them coming dude, your jokes are great
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kristal34
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Post by kristal34 on Oct 28, 2006 3:13:19 GMT -5
I agree with Solar, they are good "No one is listening until you make a mistake." So true! You make the best calls when no-one is listening but when you stuff up a sentence, everyone seems to hear it
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